A       A#      A#m6    A#maj7  C       C#aug   C7      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
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D       Dm      E       F       F7      Faug    G7      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 ||||    ||O|    O|||    ||O|    ||O|    |OO|    ||O|   
 OOO|    OO||    |||O    O|||    O|||    O|||    |O|O   
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[intro]
F | Faug
F | Faug
F | Faug
F | Faug


[verse]
F                            A#             C
 This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons
F                           A#            C
 You may recall we had some trouble last year
F                         A#              C
 The robot council had us banished to an asteroid
F                           A#       C
 That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer.


[pre-chorus]
       Dm/A           C#aug/A          F/A                 G7
And we know it's almost Christmas by the marks we make on the wall.
           C        C/D    C7/E
That's our favorite time of year.
 
Chorus
      F              Faug             Dm/F
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            F7           A#maj7              Dm
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          G7                    C
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      A#              A#m6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[bridge]
F | Faug
F | Faug


[verse]
F                          A#           C
 On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus,
F                         A#           C
 Who watches over us with glowing red eyes.
F                            A#                   C
 They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good.
F                         A#        C
 Not everybody's good but everyone tries.


[pre-chorus]
        Dm/A              C#aug/A       F/A          G7
And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
          C        C/D    C7/E
It's like a Winter Wonderland.


[chorus]
      F              Faug             Dm/F
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            F7           A#maj7              Dm
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          G7                    C
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      A#              A#m6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[solo]
F C#aug A# C
Dm G7 A# C
A# C

F | Faug
F | Faug


[verse]
F                                A#                C
 That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about.
F                               A#        C
 We really hope you'll come and visit us soon.
F                       A#              C
 I mean we're literally begging you to visit us.
F                               A#               C
 And make it quick before they [message redacted].


[pre-chorus]
         Dm/A             C#aug/A              F/A             G7
Now it's time for Christmas dinner - I think the robots sent us a pie!
           C       C/D    C7/E
You know I love my soylent green.


[chorus]
      F              Faug             Dm/F
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            F7           A#maj7              Dm
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          G7                    C
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      A#              A#m6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.